Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. There are seven days. There are seven days in a week.

My Week
SUNDAY - My wife is driving and goes to stop, and with a large puff of smoke, the brakes fail. Luckily, she had the common sense to press the emergency brake and stop in time.

MONDAY - I knew the cerecdoctors.com site would be down for maintenance, but I got worried when I couldn't get on when I checked for the 100th time at 3 p.m. I sent an email around and got a very helpful response: No CO. Thanks - Thank you very much

TUESDAY - I go to retrieve a voicemail and notice the keypad on my phone has disappeared. Great. That won't be too inconvenient. Go to my cell phone company and they try to talk me into a new phone.

WEDNESDAY - The only solution is a hard reset of my phone. So I back up my contacts - or it looked like I did. My laptop with the phone software all of a sudden cops an attitude and refuses to talk to my phone, so I have lost all contacts. It wouldn't have been a big deal, but then my network refuses to talk to my Rebel. I am used to communication issues with my teenage boys, not my computers.

THURSDAY - We are having Indian Summer, and two of my AC units crap out and my landlord says they will take care of it in the spring. Why do I think it is going to be an issue in six months?

FRIDAY - Just waiting on the icing on the cake. If it is like the rest of the week, this might be the last post you see from me. I don't think there is Internet access in the nut house.

I hate that purple dinosaur.